What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?