What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's the scariest letter?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?