What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What country has the most fish?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How are mountains able to see?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?