Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?