Where do airplanes go shopping?
The sky mall.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What are baby potatoes called?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do trees try new things so often?