What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
Why did the tomato turn red?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?