Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?