Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's the politest month?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?