What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?