What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?