What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do chips wear socks?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?