Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are goats so funny?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What dog wears contact lenses?