How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do fleas travel?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?