What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What bird is always sad?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why is summer always sad?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?