What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why was the math book sad?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?