What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do math teachers love March?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do nosey peppers do?