How do locomotives know where to go?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do elves learn in school?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What does a panda ghost say?