Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What car always breaks the rules?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.