Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What birds make average students?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?