Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?