Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What is a plant's favorite college course?