What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What condiment has wings?
What TV show is most popular at bars?