What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?