Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?