Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?