What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Board Game With A Twist
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?