What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's the richest basketball team?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?