What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which family member has tusks?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?