Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Because there are lots of fans.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?