Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do golfers hate cake?