What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are goats so funny?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?