How does a taco bless the table?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How was the wedding?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a sad latte?