Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
When do mice play every day?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Families are like fudge.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How was the wedding?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?