What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which fly makes films?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why was the mime upset?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?