What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?