What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?