Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Which state is the cleanest?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?