What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Kom-boo-cha!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How do you make a bandstand?
What color are all the books in the library?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do trees have so many friends?