What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do little fish love to play with?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?