What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
We had a discussion about roses.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.