What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why can't you trust a pig?