What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a pig thief?