What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do cats wear to work?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?