Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?