What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What table can you never sit at?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's the scariest letter?