What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was the mime upset?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?