Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?