What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
When do astronauts eat?
When do mice play every day?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?