Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What bee is good for your health?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?