Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Because it was too in-tents.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How are teens like cats?
What is the most attractive fruit?