What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
I'm not a bad putter.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's the scariest letter?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?