What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What part of a football field is never the same?