What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?