What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's E.T. short for?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?