Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?