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What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
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What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the computer cold at work?
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Why was the cow afraid?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
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What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?