What building always gets stains on it?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why are goats so funny?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?