When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?