When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which family member has tusks?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How long do chickens work?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?