What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?