What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is the smallest lion?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which animals make the best football players?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What makes a glow worm glow?