What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What animal floats best?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?