What dog never pays attention in class?
What's the friendliest pen?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.