What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why was the dog overweight?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do cubes make great referees?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
