Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why are all priests fit?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?