What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
When should you start writing a book?
Why are cars magic?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's the most common blood type for insects?