What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the frog starve?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?