What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which insect is the smartest?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?