What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How are teens like cats?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a short cow?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?