Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What season begins with a thud?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?