Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What fish only swims at night?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What makes music in your hair?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?