Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
I broke my finger!
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?