What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What siblings are always sad?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?