What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Happy Valen-swine's Day!
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?