Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which relative loves rice?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?