Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Where do hamsters come from?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the hostess name her daughter?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?