Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What birds always travel in twos?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?