Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What sports are both plant-based?