Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do hamsters come from?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How can you make 7 even?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do surfers go to school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What school subject really rocks?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?