Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?