How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?