What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?