Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What bird is losing its hair?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a baby monkey?