Where does food go to take a nap?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's the loudest sport?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?