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Which dog loves to rob banks?
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What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
This candy bar is a real home run.
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