Why do all the planets get along?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where does the president keep his razor?