What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which cats have the best manners?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?