Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why is a doctor always calm?