I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do bees get to school?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?