Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What bird is losing its hair?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?