What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How does one gelatin greet another?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do insects learn at school?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?