What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Where do surfers go to school?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?