What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Where do birds go to drink?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?