What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do books sleep?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What day do hands always go to church?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?