Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do cows wear bells?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do insects learn at school?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?