What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What are you studying in math?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Guitarists are so stressed out.