Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Your close group of PALgrims.
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call an artistic dog?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?