Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?