Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's the most determined bird?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What animals make the best students?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?