Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where does water do all its banking?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
When do cows get tired?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do two skunks argue?