What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How does cardboard get its workout in?