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What do you call an animal pop star?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?