Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
Where does money love to go shopping?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What famous scientist will try anything?