What does an evil hen lay?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a tired tree?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the most expensive plate in church?