Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why is money so stubborn?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the holiest insect?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?