What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
I was here first!
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which insect makes the best father?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?