What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?