What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?