How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you measure a millennial?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the cat so small?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?