How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?