How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
I broke my finger!
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?