What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?