What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
I broke my finger!
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What are you studying in math?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?