What building always gets stains on it?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you give a sick pig?