Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
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Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of music do planets like?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?