Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?