Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?